Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
Supermodel Candice Swanepoel showed me what underwear she’ll be wearing tonight during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I showed her what I’ll be wearing.
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.
We had to learn CPR in a health class in 10th grade and my teacher refused to use “Another One Bites The Dust” because it wasn’t a good song for trying to save someone lol. I thought it would’ve been pretty funny if we did :p
since everyone in my family is old enough to know santa isn’t real this year my mom decided to wrap our presents and stick them under the tree instead of going through all the trouble of pretending they appeared magically in the middle of the night. my 12yo and 16yo sisters were perfectly ok w this. my 55yo father burst into tears.
So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.
That dude laughing at them tho. GPOY
no but have you seen the comments on the video